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01-29-2011, 06:41 PM
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(01-29-2011, 06:07 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Maybe she already had the jizz in her mouth and it's all a set up.

That's a good point, I know a lot of people that walk around with a mouthful of spooge just in case.

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At the very least we know that she gives head!

Considering that the guy is under investigation for other sexually oriented crimes I'd say it's very likely he did splooge in the yogurt.
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(01-29-2011, 03:13 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Sorry Trudi - sperm and yogurt do not taste similar no matter how awful the yogurt is! The consistency is completely different as well.

Do you get Yakult? Or Actimel? Barf
I would consider eating squid before that stuff (ask anyone what I think of squid) Shock

In fact.........I'm just wondering if 'bodily fluids' may even be a healthier option Crazy

My argument with the report is (with mature content- thought that comment highly amusing) this bloke hasn't actually been proven has a perv' yet.
What if the charges are trumped up by an ex partner for example (it happens) and he was innocent of the accusations and this woman is stirring the s**t on this, knowing he had jumped the court order?

This sort of reporting is just not allowed over here......but once lab' test are proven, and court hearings are complete then this bloke would be thrown to the wolves if he was guilty of even 10% of the offences.

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This guy may or may not be a perv jerking off in yogurt, but it's a fact that she's a cum guzzler.Hysterical
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Trudi - listen again!

The odd of this guy being guilty of spooging in the yogurt are more in the favor of the accusation than not. He's busted on two outstanding warrants for sex crimes with a child. Too many instances of this guy on sex offenses. You can't buy that kind of coincidence!

Of course he's innocent until proven guilty, but this certainly does not sound like a girlfriend out for revenge.
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(01-30-2011, 05:55 PM)Rhubarb Wrote: Do you get Yakult? Or Actimel? Barf
I would consider eating squid before that stuff (ask anyone what I think of squid) Shock

So? Anyone tried this stuff?
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01-31-2011, 04:20 PM
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Nope and have no intention of it.

I either make my own yogurt or I buy quality stuff from the market.
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DNA Links Grocery Clerk To Semen Found In Yogurt Sample Eaten By Woman

Laboratory tests have confirmed that semen found in a yogurt sample consumed by a New Mexico woman matches the DNA of a grocery store employee who was suspected in the tainting case, according to police.

The results linking Anthony Garcia, 31, to the revolting January 25 incident at Albuquerque’s Sunflower Farmers Market were received today by investigators, according to Sergeant Trish Hoffman, an Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson.

Hoffman added that probers are mulling whether to file state or federal charges against Garcia in connection with the yogurt adulteration.

A January 28 search warrant authorized police to obtain blood and DNA samples from Garcia, who is currently jailed on unrelated charges. The warrant was secured after it was determined that the yogurt sample tested positive for “sperm cells” and saliva.

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Now I have to snigger.....sorry.
One good reason never to try 'samples' in store, I suppose.
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