01-28-2011, 08:19 PM
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01-28-2011, 09:00 PM
0 That can happen when a professional shows up..............Happens all the time.
Gimme dat filet-0-fish............gimme dat feesh.
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01-29-2011, 09:48 AM
0 I don't know how she could mistake the taste of cum versus yogurt, she's probably right. That's pretty disgusting.
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01-29-2011, 02:50 PM
0 Errr....excuse me, but that police woman said they wouldn't accuse anyone without evidence and although the 'sample' had been sent for testing the results hadn't been proven yet. Some yoghurt taste pretty gross.
Therefore- this bloke may just be innocent of 'this incident' if not the others they found on him. How many other employees were working on that shift. Did this woman have a hate campaign against this poor bloke (named and shamed before proof) OR maybe someone did this to her yoghurt once she got it home. This will need DNA testing too  ![[Image: rhubarb.gif]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/cmne/albums/userpics/10001/rhubarb.gif)
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01-29-2011, 03:13 PM
0 Sorry Trudi - sperm and yogurt do not taste similar no matter how awful the yogurt is! The consistency is completely different as well.
I say he's a disgusting fiend, guilty on all counts and should be made to eat his own samples. ![[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/myphotos/PancakeBunny.jpg) I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
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01-29-2011, 03:18 PM
0 I love the fact that everyone is an expert as to what sperm tastes like!
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01-29-2011, 03:24 PM
0 Yogurt tastes delicious. Sperm tastes like clorox and buttermilk.
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01-29-2011, 04:00 PM
0 Kind of salty. I've never had yogurt that tasted salty.
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