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#71
10-26-2009, 12:21 PM
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A beer? A beer? Hoorah Hoorear!
I'm always up for ice cold beer!
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#72
10-26-2009, 03:35 PM
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And with that ...A bag of crisps
A straw....I will take some sips....
Of cider ...isn`t that so nice
I`ll have another in a trice !
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#73
10-28-2009, 06:57 PM
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Eating fried rice.
This bar is nice.
Order another coke to go
Its time to roll
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#74
10-28-2009, 07:24 PM
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So where are we going ?
All this toing and froing
Is making me dizzy
I`m all of a tizzy !
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#75
10-28-2009, 07:49 PM
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A tizzy you should not be in
Have a sip of tonic and gin
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#76
10-29-2009, 03:31 PM
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Thank you, I will have a double
Then we`ll be in lots of trouble.
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10-29-2009, 08:23 PM
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Trouble? Why is that you say?
Does that drink make you go astray?
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#78
10-29-2009, 08:46 PM
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Clothes drunk women often doff;
While very drunk men in westerns were thrown in a horse trough!
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#79
10-30-2009, 12:01 PM
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LOL !

Thrown in a trough ?
OOOOH....That`s tough !!
The drunken louts
Sometimes get shot
The women , now
Well.....They get hot......
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#80
10-31-2009, 10:07 AM
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Naked women don't sound like troubles
So have two more and make them doubles!
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