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03-02-2010, 12:30 PM
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(03-02-2010, 12:23 PM)Black Sun Wrote: You could save money by wiping you ass with a rag on a stick.

I use whatever toilet paper is on offer at the time, every week is like an ass lottery.

Oh, Sorry Jackass. I was discussing it because I spent 10 days at Syber's house recently and was using her TP. But you're so right. A rag on a stick would be SOOO much better. Then I could put it in your haggis!
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03-02-2010, 12:36 PM
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Generic single ply is what I call "John Wayne toilet paper"

Why? Because just like The Duke, it's rough, tough and doesn't shit from anybody!
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03-02-2010, 12:37 PM
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I found Scott Tissue to be softer and gentler to use. That "Green" stuff is more like John Wayne TP!
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Aww poor Syber - I can only imagine what your plumbing went through while ralgith was there! Well, from what he described about his messy ass and poor wiping abilities anyway.
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03-02-2010, 12:46 PM
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In primary school they had what appeared to be greaseproof baking paper for toilet paper. It didn't absorb or remove the shit it sort of just liberally smeared the shit around the general arse area.

They had to change it after parents complained of their children coming home from school with a brown and smelly arse.
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(03-02-2010, 12:46 PM)Black Sun Wrote: In primary school they had what appeared to be greaseproof baking paper for toilet paper. It didn't absorb or remove the shit it sort of just liberally smeared the shit around the general arse area.

Um......I think you were using the waxed paper bags that sandwiches in school cafeterias come in!
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(03-02-2010, 12:49 PM)LKTraz Wrote:
(03-02-2010, 12:46 PM)Black Sun Wrote: In primary school they had what appeared to be greaseproof baking paper for toilet paper. It didn't absorb or remove the shit it sort of just liberally smeared the shit around the general arse area.

Um......I think you were using the waxed paper bags that sandwiches in school cafeterias come in!

Sounds that way to me as well. Maybe his school was attempting an in house recycling program?
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(03-02-2010, 12:38 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Aww poor Syber - I can only imagine what your plumbing went through while ralgith was there! Well, from what he described about his messy ass and poor wiping abilities anyway.


She probally had to put on a Hazmat suit just to clean the toilet after he left.
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(03-02-2010, 12:55 PM)Sally Wrote:
(03-02-2010, 12:38 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Aww poor Syber - I can only imagine what your plumbing went through while ralgith was there! Well, from what he described about his messy ass and poor wiping abilities anyway.


She probally had to put on a Hazmat suit just to clean the toilet after he left.

You two are nutso. I'm not a pig with explosive diarrhea. Gawd.
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Yeah well, you're the one complaining it's always smeared all over your hands after you wipe. What kind of goddamn mess happens in there to cause that?
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