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02-26-2015, 06:49 PM
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I don't remember if I posted something similar before or not.
Anyway........

Back in college my broadcasting instructor suggested a great exercise which is designed to help build/supplement vocabulary and spark verbal creativity. Besides that.....it can be pretty damned fun!

Take a common phrase or saying and restate it using different words. The more "high brow" the wording, the better.

Example:

I prognosticate that fecal matter shall strike the electrical rotary wind moving device.

EQUALS

I think the shit's gonna hit the fan.


My friends and I came up with some pretty good ones over the course of time and to this day I still do it from time to time.

Give it a try and post what you come up with.
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02-26-2015, 07:00 PM
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Anyone have the common translations?

I fear that we are moving in a northerly direction on the proverbial estuary with no visible means of locomotion.


This shall come to pass at such time as mammals of the porcine persuasion take to aviatory practices.


Proceed forward and engage in aeronautical intercourse with a sufficiently motivated pastry.
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02-26-2015, 07:10 PM
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(02-26-2015, 07:00 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Anyone have the common translations?

I fear that we are moving in a northerly direction on the proverbial estuary with no visible means of locomotion.

Up shit creek without a paddle?
or something of the like.

(02-26-2015, 07:00 PM)LKTraz Wrote: This shall come to pass at such time as mammals of the porcine persuasion take to aviatory practices.

When pigs fly?

(02-26-2015, 07:00 PM)LKTraz Wrote: Proceed forward and engage in aeronautical intercourse with a sufficiently motivated pastry.

LOL I don't know this one - I get - fuck yourself in the air with bread. Rofl
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02-26-2015, 07:30 PM
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The first 2 you got right!

The last one is:
Go take a flying fuck with a rolling donut!
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02-26-2015, 07:34 PM
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Just came up with this one:

You appear to be ambulating while your most elevated appendage is internally exploring your colonic region.
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02-26-2015, 08:41 PM
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Walking around with your dick up your ass!
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(02-26-2015, 08:41 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Walking around with your dick up your ass!

Head, not dick.
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02-27-2015, 09:15 AM
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(02-26-2015, 07:30 PM)LKTraz Wrote: The first 2 you got right!

The last one is:
Go take a flying fuck with a rolling donut!

Never heard of the 'rolling doughnut' part of that. Just the flying fuck.


(02-26-2015, 11:10 PM)Biker Dude Wrote:
(02-26-2015, 08:41 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Walking around with your dick up your ass!

Head, not dick.

Doh
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02-27-2015, 05:32 PM
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(02-26-2015, 08:41 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote:
(02-26-2015, 11:10 PM)Biker Dude Wrote:
(02-26-2015, 08:41 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Walking around with your dick up your ass!

Head, not dick.

Doh

That's it.


Would it be that you attempt to copulate in the same manner as you render a vehicle stationary you would find it impossible to achieve insertion.
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