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I almost had a heart attack just now

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I almost had a heart attack just now
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07-14-2012, 09:20 AM
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I'm lounging around with my laptop and all of a sudden there's this rattling sound next to the bed. My cat's freaking out and I can't figure out if it's a giant bug in the room or there's some water dripping from the apartment above.

Come to find out, part of my vibrator had slipped out of its hiding place and was on at a low level, making everything around it buzz.

hahahaha!

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07-14-2012, 09:21 AM
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LOL that had to be weird feeling.

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[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg] I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
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Naw, I don't care.
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[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg] I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
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07-14-2012, 01:19 PM
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Can always count on twilla to just let it all out haha, thanks for making me explain to a 9 year old that was looking over my shoulder that was a really cool cat toy....Lol
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07-14-2012, 01:23 PM
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That's why we stress adults only here Tongue

That thing looks like fun. How long is the wire? Can you keep the egg in your pants all day and hide the wire and enjoy yourself at will? Or is it too noisy?
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07-14-2012, 01:32 PM
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Mine isn't quite like that, it's got a longer cord. If you follow the site back where I got the photo, they've got a lot of nifty toys, like vibrating panties.
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07-14-2012, 03:08 PM
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here's my personal fave:

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07-14-2012, 03:19 PM
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Looks like it'd be hard to keep clean.
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07-14-2012, 03:31 PM
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nah, just stick the faucet in there and flush with warm water.
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