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'Dead man' wakes up inside morgue
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07-26-2011, 10:28 AM
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25 July 2011 Last updated at 09:12 ET

South Africa: 'Dead man' wakes up inside morgue <--clicky

A 50-year-old South African man woke up inside a mortuary over the weekend and screamed to be let out - scaring away attendants who thought he was a ghost.

His family presumed he was dead when they could not wake him on Saturday night and contacted a private morgue in a rural village in the Eastern Cape.

He spent almost 24 hours inside the morgue, the region's health department spokesman
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HOLY HELL! Can you imagine waking up in a drawer?!
And how about all those self diagnosed deaths that seem to be common there? Does no one in the morgue even check?
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07-26-2011, 05:54 PM
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Hmm. The article said it all, not to assume someone has died without calling a doctor first- you would think the undertaker would have double checked too!

Poor bloke, he must hate his family now, hope he changed the Will.
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You would think that SOMEONE would have checked for a pulse. Evidently not.

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