Who Died in the Oil Spill?

[twisteroo]

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http://yff365.ning.com/profiles/blogs/vi...e=activity

OK, this is just too good to not comment.
Goddamn, he beat the hell outta that hooker. I wonder if she is still working? She would be kinda hot if she were not all beat down like that. Eh, who am I kidding, she's kinda hot all battered and shit too. Everyone loves a good hoslap. http://www.madblast.com/funny/4671_yo-slap-dat-ho.html
I see that NY just passed a law making it a felony to cover someones mouth and nose to try to stop them from breathing. Ha, good thing I was in PA yesterday.

ALBANY -- New York lawmakers have approved legislation establishing that squeezing someone's throat or covering their nose and mouth to block their breathing is a new felony crime of strangulation.

http://www.cbs6albany.com/news/lawmakers...lbany.html

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Your first link is dead.

Now isn't it strange you have to pass a fucking law telling someone that covering the airways of someone is akin to strangling them?

[LKTraz]

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Your first link is dead.

Now isn't it strange you have to pass a fucking law telling someone that covering the airways of someone is akin to strangling them?

Kinda like a stupid warning label jurisprudence style!

"Warning: Restricting another's airway may be harmful or fatal to their health."

[twisteroo]

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My first link was supposed to be just a copy of Eric's link to that beat up German Whore.

I will just have to make sure I'm out of state when I attempt to strangle someone.

[Rhubarb]

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If BP isn't a British company, why do they say the country depends on them for a great percentage of the pensions?

Really? First I heard. No BP was once 'British Petroleum' but it got sold out in the 80's (although I'm not sure when) by 'Maggie'. There are no petrol-stations as BP now, or at least not on the south coast, I've seen.

I can't think there are that many drawing a company pension now from BP. Most people don't trust companies to invest their pensions and 'opt-out' ever since a newspaper mogul used the pension fund to prop up the business and lost the lot.

But then who believes everything the press has to say.

[twisteroo]

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Oil schmoil, let's see a beat up German hooker!!!

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I think the USA owns 40% and Kuwait owns 20% and Great Britain owns the rest. It's still called British Petroleum and yes, if you read the articles in the news section about our new "feud" with England, your old folks have been depending on them for a pension for some time now.

I don't think it's a pension like if you worked for the company and retired, but a government doled out pension and the funds are greatly contributed to by BP.

That fat Rosie O'Donnell wants Obama to take over the whole thing, manage the finances and kick BP out, and the "bonus" for her with this thinking is to make Rush Limbaugh's head explode.

[twisteroo]

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OK, I know all this oil stuff sucks.
But look at this, does she have any goddamn idea??
If you ban all offshore drilling gas will be $20 a gallon, do you know how many people are damn glad to have a decent income working in some way involved in offshore drilling?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36880053/ns/...ginSlide=1
Here's a link to a good slideshow of oil disaster pics, yes it is sad, yes people are angry, but c'mon, think about what you are saying.
And the poor animals, yes it does suck, yes they are dying, it really is horrible.
But do you know how many animals are killed on our highways? If you really, really, truly gave a fuck, you would stop driving your car.
Come for a bike ride with me, you can smell the death along the road in the summer time. Just some shit to think about.
OK, go ahead, beat me up now.

[Rhubarb]

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I don't think it's a pension like if you worked for the company and retired, but a government doled out pension and the funds are greatly contributed to by BP.

Nah! TK
Thats not how the government pensions get paid Joan. Everyone that works pays an income tax (at a percentage of how great your wage is)to the government and National Insurance. The National Insurance works out at about 1 day pay for every 5 earned. This is towards the basic State pension (which is very basic) a short sick benefit pay for long term illness (which Philip had for 6 months) and the National Health Service. If you are self employed the tax is higher and if you employ someone you also have to pay the same National Insurance to match each employees NI.

BP may have quite a large British employment so it must be the NI that they are talking about.
Most companies also give company pensions to 'top-up' the State pension, because if you haven't made any savings for your old age you will need benefit handouts. It is very frugal.

I have my own pension scheme, because my job doesn't come with a pension. Mark will have one from the army and another small one from the prison services when he worked as a teacher. He took a savings plan to use 'as a raining day' fund for our old age.
My pension is better than his, not just because he is afraid I will out live him (he is 9 years older) but also women are suppose to live longer. He set it up for me when I went back to work after the children. I've also opted out of the State pension, so I get a tax refund which goes into my pension fund.

[Twitchin Kitten]

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Actually I agree with you.

You got all these big mouths spouting off what they [ignorantly] think should be done when in fact they really haven't thought much out.

And here we have the asshole Ashton Kutcher. I guess he's always going to be "Kelso" because apparently his real life persona mirrors the one from "That 70's Show"

Keep in mind, he drives a vehicle that gets like 7 mpg. So I guess he feels that $20/gallon for oil is OK since he's rich and can pay for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAO4fCU1fVo