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05-11-2010, 06:14 PM (This post was last modified: 05-11-2010, 06:15 PM by Vizth Hal.)

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http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

Quote:A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.

I'm off to ice up my balls, they're hurting just thinking about that.

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05-11-2010, 06:16 PM

Christ, just put a gun to his head. Black hearted bitches, all of them. I mean some of them. Blush

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05-11-2010, 06:18 PM

That is truly heinous. It's making MY penis hurt and I don't even have one!!!!

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05-11-2010, 06:21 PM

You should have stayed away from the firecrackers.

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05-11-2010, 06:23 PM

word!!!

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05-11-2010, 07:51 PM

Damm!!!
Crap how do people think of this stuff!!

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05-11-2010, 08:55 PM

I bet his penis looked like a little suicide bomber!

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05-11-2010, 08:58 PM

what penis?

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05-12-2010, 05:57 PM

Google images was of no use to me on this one.

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