Twitchin Kitten - conversation community
Board Home | Search | Member List | Calendar | Help | Bank & Shopping | Lottery | Contact |

Hello There, Guest! Login Register
Login
Username:
Password: Lost Password?
 

Twitchin Kitten: No longer just an epileptic cat

Twitchin Kitten - conversation community › The Club House › Twitchy's Club House › Assholes In The News v
« Previous 1 … 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Next »

it's TAX day! $$$

Pages (2): 1 2 Next »
Thread Modes
it's TAX day! $$$
lady cop
Guest
 
Mood: None
Share
Thanks Given0
Thanks Received0
  Favorite Quote: 
  My Attitude: 
#1
04-15-2010, 09:26 AM
0
geeze...and i worry whether i might have made an error on tax returns! Nono

Key West, Florida (CNN) -- Officer Mark Lindback started his day off with a routine contraband check of a jail cell. He pulled up the inmate's mattress, and ducked his head under the bed. He didn't find any shanks or drugs, but he did find papers -- lots and lots of papers. Rtfm

The inmate immediately became irate.

"He was very insistent on getting back his paperwork," Lindback said. "It made me look more thoroughly to see what it was."

Lindback says he found tax forms, papers with instructions on how to fill out the forms along with various social security numbers and birth dates during that routine check four years ago.

He turned the papers over to his supervisor, not knowing at the time that he had stumbled upon a tax scam in which prison inmates allegedly were attempting to bilk the government out of more than $1 million.

Investigators say Monroe County jail inmates in Key West had been filing false tax return forms for jobs they never had as far back as 2004, and getting thousands of dollars a pop in refund checks.

Using a formula that kept their refunds to amounts under $5,000 per claim, inmates thought they would fly under the radar, investigators say. And they did for years, passing around cheat sheets that showed line by line how to fill out the complicated forms.

The scam however is not a local gig. Investigators and federal officials say it has been going on for decades in state and federal prisons around the country.

"These guys weren't rocket scientists...They didn't just wake up and come up with this great scheme," Monroe County Sheriff Bob Peryam said.

Here's how it allegedly worked: using names of defunct or made up businesses as places of work and a master cheat sheet for salary and other numerical information, inmates filled out 4852 tax forms -- the ones you use if your employer didn't provide you with a W-2.

The inmates sent the forms in and the IRS then issued refund checks, in some cases sending them directly to the county jail. But inmates didn't just fill out the forms for themselves. For a $500 fee ringleaders at the prison filled out refund requests for other inmates, promising they would each get a return of about $4,500.
Reply
Twitchin Kitten Offline
Omnipotent
*******
Administrators
Posts: 21,216
Threads: 2,277
Joined: Aug 2009
Reputation: 596
Mood: Bored
Share
Country: United States
Thanks Given125
Thanks Received33
  Favorite Quote: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing." ~ Tony Stark / Ironman
  My Attitude: Punchy

Simoleans: §3,275,514.72
Items: (View All Items)
#2
04-15-2010, 10:05 AM
0
Whatever happened to the good old days when prisoners were not allowed to earn any kind of money? I mean if they couldn't get money of any kind, wouldn't that send an alarm off to the IRS that refunds are going to prisoners?
Oh wait - this is the IRS... I apologize.


I've moved this to assholes in the news. The IRS and prisoners double qualify for the assholieness!
[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg] I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
Website
Reply
Jamminitin Offline
Consigliere
*****
Family
Posts: 1,290
Threads: 32
Joined: Feb 2010
Reputation: 77
Mood: None
Share
Thanks Given0
Thanks Received0
  Favorite Quote: 
  My Attitude: Sweet and Spicy

Simoleans: §1,000,447.87
#3
04-15-2010, 11:27 AM
0
48% of americans will be paying no taxes this year, meaning they will get back all they paid or more than they paid. I know someone (these are not exact numbers, but you'll get the jist) paid in 3,200 for the year and got back 5,000. Yes. They got back more than they paid in. Gotta love the government.
Reply
twisteroo Offline
No. 1 useless poster
*****
Family
Posts: 7,742
Threads: 245
Joined: Feb 2010
Reputation: 752
Weisenheimer AwardFact or CrapFact or Crap
Mood: None
Share
Thanks Given17
Thanks Received62
  Favorite Quote: I've been up to my tits in drugs all day
  My Attitude: Toasted, nicely toasted...

Simoleans: §1,000,996,997.5
Items: (View All Items)
#4
04-15-2010, 11:44 AM
0
The IRS did me a solid this year, they found a mistake on my return and sent me more money than I had expected. Cocksuckers!!

You didn't expect me to say anything good about them did you?
Reply
Twitchin Kitten Offline
Omnipotent
*******
Administrators
Posts: 21,216
Threads: 2,277
Joined: Aug 2009
Reputation: 596
Mood: Bored
Share
Country: United States
Thanks Given125
Thanks Received33
  Favorite Quote: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing." ~ Tony Stark / Ironman
  My Attitude: Punchy

Simoleans: §3,275,514.72
Items: (View All Items)
#5
04-15-2010, 11:51 AM
0
yeah meanwhile my mom who's retired now has to pay them yearly because of her pension.

I like the idea of a flat tax. Everyone pays equally that way.
[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg] I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
Website
Reply
Jamminitin Offline
Consigliere
*****
Family
Posts: 1,290
Threads: 32
Joined: Feb 2010
Reputation: 77
Mood: None
Share
Thanks Given0
Thanks Received0
  Favorite Quote: 
  My Attitude: Sweet and Spicy

Simoleans: §1,000,447.87
#6
04-15-2010, 01:00 PM
0
I like a flat tax too, as long as it's not something like 30-40%. With all the gov't programs being enacted, I'm afraid it might be even higher than that.
Reply
Twitchin Kitten Offline
Omnipotent
*******
Administrators
Posts: 21,216
Threads: 2,277
Joined: Aug 2009
Reputation: 596
Mood: Bored
Share
Country: United States
Thanks Given125
Thanks Received33
  Favorite Quote: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing." ~ Tony Stark / Ironman
  My Attitude: Punchy

Simoleans: §3,275,514.72
Items: (View All Items)
#7
04-15-2010, 01:04 PM
0
Those assholes on DC were talking about a 70% tax "on the rich" lately. Their idea of rich and those who live in high cost of living states are two different things.
[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg] I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
Website
Reply
Jamminitin Offline
Consigliere
*****
Family
Posts: 1,290
Threads: 32
Joined: Feb 2010
Reputation: 77
Mood: None
Share
Thanks Given0
Thanks Received0
  Favorite Quote: 
  My Attitude: Sweet and Spicy

Simoleans: §1,000,447.87
#8
04-15-2010, 01:06 PM
0
That won't happen because the "rich" will stop producing, therefore stop paying taxes and stop creating jobs, stop spending money and create even less tax for the gov't. Economics is a bitch.
Reply
twisteroo Offline
No. 1 useless poster
*****
Family
Posts: 7,742
Threads: 245
Joined: Feb 2010
Reputation: 752
Weisenheimer AwardFact or CrapFact or Crap
Mood: None
Share
Thanks Given17
Thanks Received62
  Favorite Quote: I've been up to my tits in drugs all day
  My Attitude: Toasted, nicely toasted...

Simoleans: §1,000,996,997.5
Items: (View All Items)
#9
04-15-2010, 01:40 PM
0
I like the flat tax thing too.
It always pisses me off when they say to tax the hell out of the rich. I'm not rich by a long shot, but don't you think that at least some of those people that are "rich" (whatever the standard would be) just maybe worked their asses off to get there?
Reply
Twitchin Kitten Offline
Omnipotent
*******
Administrators
Posts: 21,216
Threads: 2,277
Joined: Aug 2009
Reputation: 596
Mood: Bored
Share
Country: United States
Thanks Given125
Thanks Received33
  Favorite Quote: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you caught me doing." ~ Tony Stark / Ironman
  My Attitude: Punchy

Simoleans: §3,275,514.72
Items: (View All Items)
#10
04-15-2010, 01:54 PM
0
Exactly.
[Image: PancakeBunny.jpg] I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head
Website
Reply
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
Pages (2): 1 2 Next »


  • View a Printable Version
Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)
    |
  • Twitchin Kitten
  • |
  • Return to Top
  • |
  • Lite (Archive) Mode
  • |
  • Mark all forums read
  • |
  • RSS Syndication
Current time: 05-14-2025, 09:58 AM Powered By MyBB, © 2002-2025 Twitchin Kitten (R).
TK Gang© theme designed by:Twitchin Kitten®
© 2005-2025 twitchinkitten.com®
All content on this site is property of TwitchinKitten.com® and it's members and owner. All content copyrighted to TwitchinKitten.com® it's members and owner, and legitimate contributors.
All work, words, images and likenesses on this site is subject to US Copyright and Trademark law. Anyone found to be using my name, my work or the work of the site's members without express written permission from me or the registered member will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. You are NOT allowed to copy, reproduce, use, re-purpose, display or redistribute any part of this website for any reason whatsoever without express written permission by me.

Linear Mode
Threaded Mode