08-29-2016, 02:14 PM
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My bad bitch is home. 
Man I missed her. So happy to be rid of the pig.
They did a beautiful job detailing it too.
Picked her up this morning. Went out to the surf festival Saturday and managed to avoid a ticket too. Man, I got lucky. I cut off a trooper on the parkway. He was in an unmarked SUV. Sped up to about 82 or so and I see that SUV tailgating me. THEN the fucker turns on the rollers. Ugh.
I pull over to a safe spot and we chat a bit. He asked me if I knew how fast I was going and I said yeah, but you were tailgating me so I sped up so I can find a hole and move over to let you go. He said he wasn't tailgating me but declined to bother arguing. He asked where I came from because of the NC plates on the pig and asked where we were going. Then asked me how was my license. Spotless. He let me go without a ticket.
Matt still can't believe I got away with blaming him for tailgating me as an excuse!
Man I missed her. So happy to be rid of the pig.
They did a beautiful job detailing it too.
Picked her up this morning. Went out to the surf festival Saturday and managed to avoid a ticket too. Man, I got lucky. I cut off a trooper on the parkway. He was in an unmarked SUV. Sped up to about 82 or so and I see that SUV tailgating me. THEN the fucker turns on the rollers. Ugh.
I pull over to a safe spot and we chat a bit. He asked me if I knew how fast I was going and I said yeah, but you were tailgating me so I sped up so I can find a hole and move over to let you go. He said he wasn't tailgating me but declined to bother arguing. He asked where I came from because of the NC plates on the pig and asked where we were going. Then asked me how was my license. Spotless. He let me go without a ticket.
Matt still can't believe I got away with blaming him for tailgating me as an excuse!
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