Does this look appetizing to you?

[Twilla]

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Give her a warning level Twitchy, give her a warning level!!!!

Anyway, you can't blame me for fucking up this thread.
I was talking to a guy in the line at the store. The conversation got around to wives, and he said he had been widowed three times. I said "Three wives, all dead and buried?" He said "Yes."
"What happened to the first one?"
"Poison Mushrooms."
"What happened to the second one?"
"Poison Mushrooms."
"And the third?"
"Fractured skull."
"How did that happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms."

I was going to report your post but since it's mushroom related, I'm gonna let it slide.