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05-06-2012, 01:28 PM (This post was last modified: 05-06-2012, 01:31 PM by John L.)
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(05-06-2012, 08:55 AM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Moms like THIS are truly a treat.

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My guess is that she really doesn't need any CNS Depressants in order to achieve a state of inebriation. Either that or she has some seriously lazy eye lids. Kez


(05-06-2012, 09:54 AM)Twilla Wrote: "...a receipt produced by the bartender showed she had purchased four margaritas within forty minutes."

Holy shit, I wouldn't be able to stand up if I drank that many, much less in forty minutes.

Obviously when you go through life being totally Shit Faced, what more can four more shots accomplish?
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Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - by Twitchin Kitten - 05-06-2012, 08:55 AM
RE: Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - by Twilla - 05-06-2012, 09:54 AM
RE: Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - by John L - 05-06-2012, 01:28 PM
RE: Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - by twisteroo - 05-06-2012, 06:54 PM
RE: Happy Cinco de Mayo mom - by LKTraz - 05-07-2012, 02:40 AM

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