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RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - Rhubarb - 03-10-2010
Anything can be used as a weapon and will be classified as such if:
It's not in it's usual natural location, not being used for it's said purpose or not in the hands of a professional.
So unless the attacker was a Chef, in food demonstration and it 'slipped', then it's a weapon.
Mark is a chef, he carries his tools of trade in a *rigid box in the boot of the car to and from work. If I then jumped in the car and drove it to the shops, and the box had been left in there, I would be causing an offence. Whether the police would take action, maybe if I decided to use the meat cleaver to get to the front of the check-out
Most likely if I got stopped and it was discovered I'd get a ticking off (and so would Mark for leaving the box 'unattended').
It would be the same for my friend whose husband is a Chippy with all his tools.
*Mark used to keep his knives in a linen roll, made for the purpose until 2 years ago when a friend of his (also a chef) got rear-ended in stationary traffic by an Audi (the driver had fallen asleep). The impact was at 40mph and cut his car cut in half. He was sat still strapped in the drivers seat slightly bruised in the central reservation, his car all over the dual carriage way. The knives in the boot (aka trunk) flew everywhere and the police were still finding them the following day, stuck in trees and other cars.
It was so luckly non flew out and hurt anyone. Maybe the Audi driver could have been a victim if Ray could have got out of his car seat though....................
RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - Twitchin Kitten - 03-10-2010
LC Wrote:edit to add: i have seen an inmate stab a corrections officer with a sharpened pencil.
My brother stabbed his teacher in the back with a pencil in 7th grade. It's been a long time school kid fave.
RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - Twilla - 03-10-2010
(03-10-2010, 07:01 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote:LC Wrote:edit to add: i have seen an inmate stab a corrections officer with a sharpened pencil.
My brother stabbed his teacher in the back with a pencil in 7th grade. It's been a long time school kid fave.
Is this the same brother that thought it felt good to poop in his pants?
RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - Twitchin Kitten - 03-10-2010
Yep.
Granny always used to say, "There's something wrong with that boy." and meant it.
RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - LH - 03-11-2010
I stabbed my sister with a banana once, she was pissed it splattered all over her new school jacket. I never carry a banana anymore.
RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - Black Sun - 03-11-2010
I got cut across my back with a box cutter when I went down to a Newcastle match against West Ham in London in the 90's. Twat just casually walked behind me and.....slash!.......could barely feel it for a few seconds then.....ouch!
Luckily I was able to catch him and beat his ass half to death, cockney twat.
RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - Twilla - 03-11-2010
(03-11-2010, 10:49 AM)LH Wrote: I stabbed my sister with my peepee once, she was pissed it splattered all over her new school jacket.
fixed it for you.
RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - LH - 03-11-2010
Pee-pee Hermin I'm easy today
RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - Twilla - 03-11-2010
I laughed like an idiot when I typed that.
RE: Never shush someone in a theater! - Twitchin Kitten - 03-11-2010
I laughed like an idiot reading it!