A day in the life.......

[takmark]

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A day in the life with your hard of hearing, scatterbrain, grandmother.



Gran: "Here our, billy says, David Bowie lives with a man" ! "What's the world coming to"!!

Me: "No gran, he lives with, Iman"

Gran: "That's what, Billy say's" ....."he lives with a man" ! ....."disgusting" !!

Me: "No Gran", "Iman is his wife" !

Gran: "He married a man" ?? ........ "is everyone in the music business gay"?

Me: (exasperated, and changing the subject) "Hey I was talking to, Jane Pokes the other day, Gran"

Gran: "eh?... "eh??

Me: "Sid Pokes's daughter!"

Gran: "Sid Pokes's daughter" ? ......"that's disgusting"!

Me: "No! No! Gran" , ....."Harry Pokes's sister" !!

Gran: "The brother's at it as well" ? ...."disgusting"!

Me: "No, No, No, Gran" !!!....."my old mate !...... "Jimmy Pokes's sister" !!!

Gran: "The whole family's at it ?? ......"disgusting" !

Me: (having gave up) "Fancy a cup of tea, Gran"?

Gran: "yeah, good boy, two sugar, no milk"....."there's chocolate biscuits in the fridge"

Me: *muttering under my breath* ...."yeah, you heard that, you old bat"

[ralgith]

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Nice rofl

[Twilla]

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My mother had selective hearing till I mentioned tea as well.

[Black Sun]

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My old grandad couldn't hear a fucking thing unless you mentioned money or catholic's.

"Bloody catholics!"

"Money? don't talk to me about money the god damn vatican has more money than....." etc, etc.