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Ladies..you may want to rethink that sausage purchase!!

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03-07-2013, 11:53 AM
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Humpy A religious leader, living in Europe and featured in an article that said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any "sexual thoughts." The unnamed religious leader said that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women. The religious leader was asked how to "control" women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.
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I couldn't agree more, they should stay away from cucumbers and carrots and go right for the cock.Yahoo
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