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08-15-2012, 08:11 AM
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While it may pay to advertise, it also tells a great deal about the business condition. And note the part about 'mentally mature'. Were that the case they wouldn't have to advertise in the first place. [Image: s13.gif]

Quote:Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading “Area of activity: The planet Earth,” the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks.

Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday.
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08-15-2012, 08:27 AM
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Idiots killed off all their good suicide men and need to advertise now. Rofl
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