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11-26-2011, 05:19 PM (This post was last modified: 11-26-2011, 05:21 PM by Aurora Moon.)
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Here's a skyrim story for ya.

level 9 female imperial character named Kira, roaming the countryside on her chestnut mare horse...then all of a suddenly a pack of wolves, a group of bandits, AND two bears come out of nowhere and starts attacking my character!

"WTF! isn't this overkill?" I think to myself as I have to fight off what is like 9 enemies. "This couldn't get any worse!"

But oh it did get worse... a dragon appears overhead, and joins the brawl too.

I duck under what is a tent-shaped rock to shield myself from the fury of the dragon's attacks but I still have the wolves and some of the bandits who are still going after me, completely ignoring the dragon.

I snipe at them with my bow and arrow. The dragon helps a little bit in taking most of the enemies out, but now it's just me and the dragon.

The dragon doesn't go down easily like the other enemies did, and plus this thing is fucking huge. I keep on switching between my bow and my magic to hit it, and finally the sucker goes down.

My character is literally on her knees, down to only 7 hp. and I don't have any healing potions with. She looks around, and sees that her beloved horse, which had stuck with her ever since the start is now dead.

Kira is forced to build a campfire on the spot, using the wolves and the bears' meats to feed herself and restore her hp. She then sleeps on the cold, hard floor.

She wakes up in an abandoned shack, which apparently belongs to an Assassin of the brotherhood. This killer greets Kira as she wakes up. it turns out that this unsavory character was upset that I helped out some little boy take out this abusive old woman who ran an orphanage.
You see, This old woman was completely controlling of all the kids, and refused anybody who wanted to adopt the kids... mainly because she enjoyed using them as punching bags way too much to ever let any one of them go. and apparently she had an contract taken out on her by an client of the brotherhood... only, I had killed her for the crime of being an abusive bitch before they got to her.

So the Assassin sets up some sort of sick game for me. he had three helpless captives gagged and bond in this dungeon, and he told me that my "Debt" for having stolen his kill would be forgiven if I was able to guess which one of the victims recently had an contract taken out on them and kill that one. Kira is disgusted with this killer for having come up with such a demented game... and she refuses. She kills the Assassin, frees the captives and goes outside to steal the Assassin's horse so that she can get somewhere safe before anything more happens.

And this happened all in one day inside the game. probably the worst day that my character ever experienced. lol
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11-26-2011, 06:00 PM
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I've had some very similar happenings. lol.
thinking of doing the thieves guild quests now that I'm arch mage. or going after some more dragon priests.
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11-27-2011, 12:34 AM
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I love the game I got about 65 hours in, im level 30. The game really is loaded with content and could last you months of straight play if you did all the quests and really looked into helping all the characters in the game. I started off with the thieves guild and worked my way up with them wont say anymore might spoil things but I am working with the dark brotherhood now and doing those assassin quests.
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11-27-2011, 12:58 AM
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Quote:I am working with the dark brotherhood now and doing those assassin quests.

good thing this isn't an mmo. may have had to kill you.
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11-27-2011, 06:38 AM
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Skyrim....this thread was nothing like I had expected from the title.Blush
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11-27-2011, 11:42 AM
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(11-27-2011, 12:58 AM)Vizth Hal Wrote:
Quote:I am working with the dark brotherhood now and doing those assassin quests.

good thing this isn't an mmo. may have had to kill you.

lol ditto to that.
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