The Completely Pointless Thread

[Loricat]

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I just got an email from one of my co-workers that someone we know from work committed suicide. Guy was my age.

Is it wrong that I feel like getting drunk now? I guess it's a good thing I'm too lazy to go to the liquor store.

Aw that is sad. Does anyone know why? A girl I worked with shot herself in the head last year. Her mother came to her house and found her. They had a division meeting at work to tell us about it which I thought was tasteless. They didn't need to announce that she killed herself. They could have just said she died unexpectedly.

[Trouble]

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Bad news/good news. My mom fell and fractured her hip yesterday. Had surgery today. Came through alright. Phew!

[dazdncnfsd]

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The sleep talking man site....That's some funny shit.

[Greeneyesofblue]

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Bad news/good news. My mom fell and fractured her hip yesterday. Had surgery today. Came through alright. Phew!

I'm sorry. That must have been frightening for her. Hope she has a speedy recovery.

[Twilla]

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I just got an overpowering craving for a Cadbury creme filled egg.

[Havoc]

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I just got an overpowering craving for a Cadbury creme filled egg.

I sent that craving to you, don't mess with me or you will end up at 300lbs stuck in a chair in a smelly flannel nighty.

never mind, I will think of something new.

[Twilla]

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I don't wear flannel nighties... I've already got flannel sheets and the two would bind me up like a mummy.

[Havoc]

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I don't wear flannel nighties... I've already got flannel sheets and the two would bind me up like a mummy.

So I suppose satin sheets and champagne are out of the question?

[Black Sun]

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An old workmate of mine threw himself in front of a train, what a mess.

It meant the world was minus one more arsehole though so....

[Twitchin Kitten]

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"You're right, elephants in thongs is not something you see every day. Enjoy it."

Sleep talking man - that's some funny shit.