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02-05-2011, 02:03 PM
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An interesting bit of trivia


It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near

the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from

rolling about the deck was the problem. The storage method

devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with

one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which

rested on sixteen.



Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a

small area right next to the cannon. There was only one

problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from

sliding/rolling from under the others.



The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations,

called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate

were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it.

The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of

brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.



Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and

much faster than iron when chilled.



Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the

brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon

balls would come right off the monkey.



Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the

balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, folks thought

that was just a vulgar expression?
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I knew that, now tell me about going balls to the wall, or going balls out. Biggrin
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02-05-2011, 11:15 PM
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Hey did you know I had cannon balls in my house.
don't have them any more. But they were cool! They were real ones too.
Hey I do have a cannon in the basement!!
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Do you have a brass monkey Kim?
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no, just a cannon now!!
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(02-05-2011, 06:47 PM)twisteroo Wrote: I knew that, now tell me about going balls to the wall, or going balls out. Biggrin

Piece of cake!

Balls to the wall:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...o+the+wall

Balls out:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...=balls+out





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