03-01-2010, 11:40 PM
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(03-01-2010, 06:23 PM)dazdncnfsd Wrote: If you like Cheryl Crow, then she's the woman for you. If I remember correctly, she was trying to get us all to cut our TP usage down to one square to save the world. ONE SQUARE....Makes me wonder what's under her fingernails.
Reminds me of the old joke my uncle used to 'tell' about Army Issue TP.
He would say 'this is how the Army taught us to wipe our asses (yeah, he was vulgar). You get ONE sheet of TP and you fold it in half, then half again. Then, you tear this corner off carefully and keep this piece (he had torn off) - don't forget about it! It's very important!!' Then he would unfold the piece of TP and it had a little hole in the middle, which he would place his middle finger through, then mimic wiping his rear.
'Now, the most important part!' he would say, and pull out the little piece he had torn off, and use it to clean under his nail with.
He always got a kick out of that.
Why yes, I am in fact mocking you.