Scammers and spammers oy

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So I'm TRYING to sell my couches because we saw this awesome vintage sofa over the weekend and I hate my couches anyway.
I have them listed on LetGo and Craigslist and OfferUp and no one is biting. One person wanted the rug. I don't even have that rug anymore.

Anyway, This woman has got to be the dumbest box of rocks on the dumb box of rocks shelf.

She sends this:

On May 15, 2016, at 10:23 AM, Jennifer Powell wrote:

Thanks for for your reply and sorry for the late reply, according to
the description pasted on the site, am okay with the price, I will
like to send you the payment asap, I will be making payment via
CERTIFIED CHECK, that is the only convenient means for me and due to
my work frame, and i promise everything will go smoothly. and i will
wait for the PAYMENT to cleared with your bank before arranging for
the pick up. I'll be offering you extra $50 to your money as the best
offer and i hope you will keep this item for me. I will be glad to
have your information to facilitate the mailing of the check asap.

Full Name.
full Address.
Cell #.
Actual price.

The payment can be mailed out immediately. I will also make
arrangement for pick-up which will be after you must have received and
cashed the payment.
THANKS..

Seriously? So I reply with this

I’m sorry, but this just stinks and I’m flagging it as a scam.
Too many things don’t check out and I’m not giving you any information. You already know the actual price.
You’re not getting my phone number nor my address.
I don’t even think you’re in the United States.

And just to be clear, Those 2 dogs in the photo are PIT BULLS. If you intended to rob me (should I have been so stupid as to fall for your bullshit), you should PRAY that I get you with my GUN before those dogs get to you as a bullet would be more merciful.

I'm not so sure I would feel sorry for anyone who falls for shit like this these days. You mean to tell me you're going to buy my couches for an extra $50 sight unseen and wait for the check to clear before I let you have them? idiot