07-11-2013, 04:32 PM
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So long as I get to creampie her, I am in. Literally.
Today, a bird ran into my window for some reason. I guess the bastard didn't see me standing in the kitchen right in front of it, and didn't think, "man, I shouldn't fly into that window as even though I can't see the glass, there is some big guy standing there."
I went outside and picked him up, and fortunately, he only knocked himself senseless. After chilling out in a shoebox with a bunch of paper towels in case he/she (I didn't check for gender -- how does one do that to a sparrow anyhow?) shit itself, it came to and I opened it up outside when it made a racket in the box. It looked at me for a moment and stopped the ruckus, then flew off.
You are welcome, bird.
Today, a bird ran into my window for some reason. I guess the bastard didn't see me standing in the kitchen right in front of it, and didn't think, "man, I shouldn't fly into that window as even though I can't see the glass, there is some big guy standing there."
I went outside and picked him up, and fortunately, he only knocked himself senseless. After chilling out in a shoebox with a bunch of paper towels in case he/she (I didn't check for gender -- how does one do that to a sparrow anyhow?) shit itself, it came to and I opened it up outside when it made a racket in the box. It looked at me for a moment and stopped the ruckus, then flew off.
You are welcome, bird.
