12-04-2012, 03:37 AM
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Today at work, I had a guy pull a $20 note out of his wallet, then proceeded to sneeze into the hand holding the note and tried to pass it to me.
As I stared at the snot covered note that he was holding out to me, he waited 10 seconds and goes "Oh", and handed me a different $20 note from his wallet.
Gross asshole. I hip tossed him into the wok and proceeded to impregnate his young wife in the worst way while he burned and sizzled. I then forced his wife to take his charred body home in 20 paper bags (the heat made his carcass explode) and a Styrofoam container.
As I stared at the snot covered note that he was holding out to me, he waited 10 seconds and goes "Oh", and handed me a different $20 note from his wallet.
Gross asshole. I hip tossed him into the wok and proceeded to impregnate his young wife in the worst way while he burned and sizzled. I then forced his wife to take his charred body home in 20 paper bags (the heat made his carcass explode) and a Styrofoam container.
