The Completely Pointless Thread II

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I like getting out of bed at 4am before the sun rises, without even rubbing the sleep from my eyes, pouring a very large mug of piping hot coffee and sliding naked into the hot tub with the sheen of the water and moonlight gleaming off off my chiseled abs and toned butt. As the birds begin to chirp and the sun rises the bubbles caress my body in the steamy water creating a mist the cool morning air.
Then before I can finish the first mug of coffee I usually have to run into the house and take a dump.