You know what pisses me off? / Rant Thread

[Twitchin Kitten]

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I'm like Twist - screw them. I get a lot of wrong numbers too but my answering message is great for messing with tele-sales and stuff. I have a "hello" with a pause long enough so they think I'm actually on the other end. They go on and on until the rest of the message kicks in. It's hysterical. It fools the same people time and again too, mostly my mom and Matt's dad.

I'll have to record it for you guys. I am pretty sure I posted a really funny conversation on the old board here where a prospective customer called me and got the hello. She was on one phone and her hubby was on the other and they actually had a full conversation with each other until the machine cut them off 4 minutes later. I should see if I have that still, it was a riot.

I FOUND IT! Turns out I have it on the server the whole time too.
It's not as long as I thought - only about a minute.

Anyway, this first one is my answering machine message:

http://twitchinkitten.com/sounds/message2.mp3

This one is the nut cases talking over my message and you'll hear the man say "lets' wait this out" or some shit and start talking to each other. Keep in mind they are in the same house - they could have hung up and talked to each other in person.

http://twitchinkitten.com/sounds/nuts1.mp3