02-20-2012, 06:56 PM
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Mark went to a car-boot yesterday (talking about the Scots).
There was a kitchen gadget he was thinking of getting when a woman behind him asked in a broad Scots accent how much it was.
'£5' said the vendor
'I'll give you a £1'
'No, it's £5'
'I'll give £2'
'I'll accept £3'
Aw, £2.50 my final offer'
sighs..'OK, £2.50' starts to box it up
'Bet you find us Scots drive a hard bargain' she said as she starts looking for her money.
'Yep, can't wait for Mr Brown to get devolution for you all and you become an independent country. Then you can all be deported back to Glasgow.'
She didn't buy the blender but went off in a huff.
Guess who did .....for £1.
There was a kitchen gadget he was thinking of getting when a woman behind him asked in a broad Scots accent how much it was.
'£5' said the vendor
'I'll give you a £1'
'No, it's £5'
'I'll give £2'
'I'll accept £3'
Aw, £2.50 my final offer'
sighs..'OK, £2.50' starts to box it up
'Bet you find us Scots drive a hard bargain' she said as she starts looking for her money.
'Yep, can't wait for Mr Brown to get devolution for you all and you become an independent country. Then you can all be deported back to Glasgow.'
She didn't buy the blender but went off in a huff.
Guess who did .....for £1.
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