10-24-2010, 10:28 AM
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One of my friends on Facebook wanted to start a "game" where you posted your birthplace. One guy said he'd never give out that info even in his private area and I, in an attempt at humor that apparently went terribly awry said "I dare anyone to find the birth records of F'mal DeHyde from San Diego. 
" to which he replied "Um, yeah, but you do realize that, according to the FB TOC, we are supposed to use our given names. A moniker could give FB cause for deleting an account." Officious little prick? Yes, I believe he is.
Because we all know, no one has ever created an account at FB using a fake name. Until me. Bad, bad me.
Unless you count all those pets with their own accounts. Because I kind of doubt they actually created those themselves which means an actual human is posting as their dog. *GASP!!*
One more FB annoyance. I "like" a lot of different pet organizations and they'll occasionally post that one of their animals has died (like Best Friends will let people know that an older cat has passed on.) So you've got this long thread of people posting directly to the dead animal assuring them how happy they'll be now that they've crossed the rainbow bridge. Yes, that's very sweet but do they really think this dead cat reads Facebook?
Hey you kids, get off my lawn!
" to which he replied "Um, yeah, but you do realize that, according to the FB TOC, we are supposed to use our given names. A moniker could give FB cause for deleting an account." Officious little prick? Yes, I believe he is.Because we all know, no one has ever created an account at FB using a fake name. Until me. Bad, bad me.
Unless you count all those pets with their own accounts. Because I kind of doubt they actually created those themselves which means an actual human is posting as their dog. *GASP!!*
One more FB annoyance. I "like" a lot of different pet organizations and they'll occasionally post that one of their animals has died (like Best Friends will let people know that an older cat has passed on.) So you've got this long thread of people posting directly to the dead animal assuring them how happy they'll be now that they've crossed the rainbow bridge. Yes, that's very sweet but do they really think this dead cat reads Facebook?
Hey you kids, get off my lawn!
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