IKEA Let Loose a Herd of 100 Cats Into Store to 'See What Happens'.

[Rhubarb]

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I've always wanted to go into a bedroom store and when the salesman says to lie down and get comforatable like you would at home, just rip our clothes off and start fucking on the bed.

You would!

We confused a salesman just as good, may be you missed that one.
We took No1 son in his wheelchair to buy a new bed. He was trying the beds to get in and out of. We were trying out mattresses to replace on our bed. A young friend of his sisters was helping pushing the wheelchair and enjoyed bouncing the beds with all three us. She spent ages with No1 and he finally decided on his bed but we weren't sure about ours. So she did lots of wriggling with hubby on one mattress I went to help No1 and then all three of us were laying on the bed with hubby in the middle.
Finally we called the salesman to make an order. I said I wanted to buy a bed and two mattresses. Karen asked him where could she pay for the pillows she had picked up and his dismissed them saying we could have one each free with the purchase. Karen looked at us embarrassed.
All three of us in unionison said 'she isn't with us'

The saleman was speechless.