Pig Roast

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It's been a long time since I've had an actual roasted pig. The last one was a wild boar that I shot and cooked.

All those animals you eat have a face at one time or the other. I have a whole big speel about how you should not be allowed to eat meat if you can't meet them face to face and pull the trigger on them, butcher and eat them. Something about respect and being thankful to that animal for giving it's self unwilling to you for your food. I'll tell you about it sometime.

I'd eat the hell out of some of that pig. Speaking of faces, you ever see that guy on the travel channel that eats all that goofy shit? Anyway, according to him the cheeks are always the tastiest part of the animals.

Save it. I know it by heart. If I have to live up to that speech and kill my own food, I can happily live on nuts, berries, fruit and veggies.
I had a farm. We had plenty of animals that went to our table for food. Cows, pigs, chickens. That does not mean I have to look at it's mangled face while it's cooking or on my plate thankyouverymuch.

I'm not anti-pig roast. I can go to the "event" and not get all goopy over it. I don't lecture anyone about it. I don't gag and wretch over it. I just won't eat the thing is all.

I'll let you off easy as I'm sure you know where your food comes from, you just don't care to see it's face.
I myself don't eat tons of meat, I could live on nuts and berrys also, I like meat but it's just not something that I need a lot of. I do however make it a point to kind of understand where it came from and what had to die so I could have it. It's just that putting things into perspective kinda thing that I do.

That being said, I would eat that apple outta that pigs ass.
I'm pretty sure that's the first and last time I'll ever say that line.....No wait, there was that insertion porn I saw one time, OK this is the second time I ever said that line.