03-26-2010, 06:43 PM
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People that think I want to hold their baby.
No, I do not want to hold your baby. I am not comfortable holding your baby. If I wanted a baby to hold I'd have given birth to my own, and I wouldn't let YOU hold it!
Babies are like frogs - pick 'em up and they piss on you. If they don't piss on you, they'll crap themselves or puke all over you.
What if I dropped your kid? No, sorry, I don't want any part of anyone's kid. Too many risks.
No, I do not want to hold your baby. I am not comfortable holding your baby. If I wanted a baby to hold I'd have given birth to my own, and I wouldn't let YOU hold it!
Babies are like frogs - pick 'em up and they piss on you. If they don't piss on you, they'll crap themselves or puke all over you.
What if I dropped your kid? No, sorry, I don't want any part of anyone's kid. Too many risks.
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