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This is all due to that fuckwit Patrick Mannix hounding me all over the net. I've been fielding fires all of July and August so far. I've had little time out of this chair and the stress is over the top. I'm locked up so tight I can't take a breath without excruciating pain.

I don't like the drugs. I feel woozy and foggy headed and I like to keep my wits about me. They kept offering me all kinds of stuff I hate taking. None of them take the pain away and being stoned and in pain sucks. This gets added to the pile. I hope he's reading.
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Some really nice shots from vintage movies and celebrity photos:

http://sunsetgun.tumblr.com/page/2
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(08-12-2012, 02:19 PM)Twilla Wrote: Some really nice shots from vintage movies and celebrity photos:

http://sunsetgun.tumblr.com/page/2

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Yeah, she really stood out, didn't she? Sharon Tate was a knock out too.
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I only got through about 40 pages of that link so far. Lots of good pictures there.
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Doesn't look like I can hotlink. Sad

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Me and one of my friends went out today for some dinner so we stopped at a pretty nice restaurant. I don't smoke and most of the time I sit in the non smoking section but I didn't feel like walking to the back of the restaurant today so me and my friend sat at the first table we came to in the smoking section. Since most people should be aware that I don't smoke I didn't think I would have any problems. I was wrong. This jerk lit up a cigarette right next to me. I couldn't believe this fat jerk was disrespecting me like this so I turned around and looked him right in the eye and said " you might want to put that out sir..........That is,if you value your health". The guy said a couple of cuss words and told me to go to the non smoking section. Well that did it. I got up went over to the table and said "excuse me sir but you didn't clean your plate", and then I took his plate and bashed him over the head with it. Then his friend that was with him got up and took a swing at me, I ducked it and then gave him a swift round kick to the ribs. I then hip tossed him on the table and then I turned around and looked one of the waiters right in the eye and said "this orders to go" and then I tossed the table with the guy on it a good 14 feet across the room. As me and my friend were storming out the manager apologized to us but I told him it was too late as I would never eat there again.
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Brewing some hard cider right now, made with apricots from our tree. Bottled a mead the other day that also had apricots added to it. I love apricots, and I love alcohol, and I love having five gallons of it.
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So I was sitting in the back corner of eat n park a restaurant in the northeastern region and I hear this group of punk kids terrorizing their waitress, and I stumble over there and ask the beautiful lady what the problem seems to be. The kids being the adept punks they are give her a glare that tells her not to talk or else there will be problems but I know better than this and I tell them that if they don't apologize to this beautiful belle they're going to have to answer to me. I pull my shades out of my back pocket, slip a comb through my wet hair, and tell them they have 10 seconds to apologize. The leader of the gang a chubby kid tells me to get lost and then throws the peg game on his table at my face. "I pegged you as the wise sort, and I don't play games!" says I, and I grab a tonfa from the cop sitting at the table next to them and tell them today's special, punks served sunny side up, with a side of hollandaise. I crack the tonfa over two punk heads, do a roundkick, and then hip toss the runt of the crew into the pie fridge. Creamed or Key Limed? I ask the cop as he slips me a fiver and gives me a back high five. He tells me I've done a good job as a citizen, and I kiss the beautiful waitress on the cheek, run my comb through my hair once more and leave the restaurant on my Harley.
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You have a very rich fantasy life.
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