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Why Should I Care? - Twitchin Kitten - 12-04-2009
Can someone please tell me why on earth I should care about Tiger Woods and what he does in his private life?
They keep calling him a 'hero' too.... he's NOT a hero. He's an icon, legend or anything else BUT a hero.
RE: Why Should I Care? - LKTraz - 12-04-2009
Beats me why we should care (other than the opportunity for some new jokes at his expense that is).
Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and a car?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 400 yards.
Q: Why does the Olympic committee want to drop Tiger from the US golf team?
A: Swedes can beat him.
RE: Why Should I Care? - Twitchin Kitten - 12-04-2009
It don't take long does it?
RE: Why Should I Care? - LKTraz - 12-05-2009
Tiger Woods played 18 holes on Thanksgiving Day . Later that night hole # 19 cracked him over the head with a golf club .
What's the difference between Elin Woods and 85% of of the PGA tour pros? She beat Tiger....
I guess Tiger wishes now he hadn't shown Elin how to get more power in her swing.....
Tiger's putter made him a billionaire. Tiger's little putter will make him a 1/2 billionaire.
Spotted on Ebay:
FOR SALE one used golf club, use to be my favorite iron. helped me win the master's and the open. Twice. Slightly bent with several what appear to be teeth marks. NEED TO SELL, ASAP! WILL SHIP ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. JUST PLEASE! GET IT OUT OF HERE!!!
Contact: Tiger Woods
Funny,after she hit him, he decides to keep his head down. We know for sure now that Elin is a slicer, the others were hookers.
Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement. According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls.
Just heard about new movies:
Crouching Tiger, Hitting Hydrant
Cheating Tiger, Vanishing Endorsements
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mistress
RE: Why Should I Care? - Twitchin Kitten - 12-05-2009
Well you're up early.
Hitting TK before work?
RE: Why Should I Care? - LKTraz - 12-05-2009
No work today, it's Saturday.
Might take my rifle for a walk though, depending on whether my friends show up over at the cabin or not. (It's just across the road and I can see it from my front window)
RE: Why Should I Care? - Twitchin Kitten - 12-05-2009
Cool. I'm suffering from insomnia. I'm so tired I can barely stand it.