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RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 12-26-2012

I could and should have! Next time I promise. Or maybe later. lemme finish what I'm up to and I'll get right on it!


RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Gunnen4u - 12-30-2012

I saw a stripper shove a golf ball up her birth canal. I suppose this was done to fire it out at the crowd in a wonderful trick to wow the masses. Instead, it got stuck and she just kept going on with her dance on stage like it never was attempted and nothing happened, but I knew she had a golf ball just sitting up inside her vagina while we went through with her routine. I think she shoved it in too far and it lodged in front of her cervix.

I would have never saw that if I didn't go on a roundup of drunks from the joint to toss in the gov't van while I was on staff duty. Oh, the Army.


RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - twisteroo - 12-30-2012

The best nasty ass stripper story I have is one that shoved matches in her nipples and lit them.


RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Gunnen4u - 12-30-2012

YES

Story time.


RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - twisteroo - 12-31-2012

Uh, that was pretty much the whole story.Sorry


RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Rhubarb - 01-01-2013

(12-31-2012, 07:59 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Uh, that was pretty much the whole story.Sorry

Rofl

Maybe I shouldn't say anything here... Time you lot saved up and got a trip to Amsterdam or Hamburg. Hubby recommends Kieserstrasse, Frankfurt... brb..Butcher


RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Gunnen4u - 01-01-2013

German women are the unsung heroes of the sexual world.


RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Rhubarb - 01-02-2013

(01-01-2013, 08:51 PM)Gunnen4u Wrote: German women are the unsung heroes of the sexual world.

Hubby says they don't shave their legs.....or armpits Barf


RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 01-02-2013

(01-02-2013, 09:43 AM)Rhubarb Wrote:
(01-01-2013, 08:51 PM)Gunnen4u Wrote: German women are the unsung heroes of the sexual world.

Hubby says they don't shave their legs.....or armpits Barf

I can testify that is true. I have a friend who I have never seen shaved and she refuses to. Says it's a silly American thing. I beg to differ.


RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - LKTraz - 01-02-2013

I know I damn sure wouldn't want to intimate with a sasquatch!