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RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 07-03-2013
(07-01-2013, 06:32 PM)Gunnen4u Wrote: My shorts are the same as what these guys are wearing, only with grass pattern camo:
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Therefore, they are beyond the jokes and scorn of the average insecure male concerned about image and self esteem. Right now I am experiencing the ultimate in testicular comfort.
![[Image: rivercross_scouts.jpg]](http://members.tripod.com/selousscouts/rivercross_scouts.jpg)
There's a Monty Python sketch that just ran through my head looking at that.
Don't hit me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0dWo31hwpI
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Rhubarb - 07-03-2013
(07-01-2013, 05:36 PM)twisteroo Wrote:(07-01-2013, 04:36 PM)Rhubarb Wrote: What sort of gun is acceptable to pack when we come over?
Just looking at what to bring and leave at home.
We like long guns around here. The rule of thumb is, if John Wayne used it in a movie it's OK by us. So you better pick up a lever action Winchester.
So a water pistol isn't a good idea then?
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - twisteroo - 07-03-2013
(07-03-2013, 04:56 PM)Rhubarb Wrote:(07-01-2013, 05:36 PM)twisteroo Wrote:(07-01-2013, 04:36 PM)Rhubarb Wrote: What sort of gun is acceptable to pack when we come over?
Just looking at what to bring and leave at home.
We like long guns around here. The rule of thumb is, if John Wayne used it in a movie it's OK by us. So you better pick up a lever action Winchester.
So a water pistol isn't a good idea then?
It's just not cowboy enough.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Rhubarb - 07-04-2013
(07-03-2013, 06:48 PM)twisteroo Wrote:(07-03-2013, 04:56 PM)Rhubarb Wrote:(07-01-2013, 05:36 PM)twisteroo Wrote:(07-01-2013, 04:36 PM)Rhubarb Wrote: What sort of gun is acceptable to pack when we come over?
Just looking at what to bring and leave at home.
We like long guns around here. The rule of thumb is, if John Wayne used it in a movie it's OK by us. So you better pick up a lever action Winchester.
So a water pistol isn't a good idea then?
It's just not cowboy enough.
It's going to be quiet here tomorrow night- which means I should get some study done (essay of 500 words on misuse of drugs - alcohol tobacco and over the counter products- exciting)
Meanwhile Mark is off to the gun club about something better than a water pistol.
No1 son is going to a Gay Pride birthday party
(convert a few lesbians he thinks)
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 07-04-2013
Good luck converting the lesbians! A foolish and wasteful endeavor. He'll learn the hard way I guess
Is Mark going to buy something? Hand gun? Long gun?
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Rhubarb - 07-06-2013
(07-04-2013, 05:29 PM)Twitchin Kitten Wrote: Good luck converting the lesbians! A foolish and wasteful endeavor. He'll learn the hard way I guessHe already knows- but finds it fun stirring trouble- it's a friend of Christine invited him to a party, Jenny and Sarah got 'married' in May.
Quote:Is Mark going to buy something? Hand gun? Long gun?
No
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 07-07-2013
Dinner and a show at The Stand comedy club in the city last night. turned out to be a fun night except for the bum who decided to take a shit in the middle of the park and wipe his ass with leaves as he was harassing some girls on the bench. It was disgusting. Cops all over NYC and this time when I would send one out I couldn't find one.
Twist - check it out! A bike with a back seat!
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And going toward the Holland Tunnel to go home we get a view of the WTC all lit up. Sorry it's a shitty dash photo through the windshield. They have it lit up red, white and blue and it looks like a giant Bomb Pop!
See all those "blurry spots"? That's the pitting and staining I described that shows when you've got lights at you through the window at night. Makes driving quite a challenge. I'm going to call this in tomorrow. I can't stand it anymore.
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RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - twisteroo - 07-07-2013
That bike with the back seat is pretty neat. Someone was really thinking when they put that together.
RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Twitchin Kitten - 07-08-2013
(07-07-2013, 07:26 PM)twisteroo Wrote: That bike with the back seat is pretty neat. Someone was really thinking when they put that together.
I knew you'd dig that one the second I saw it. Got a giggle out of me when I saw it too.
Here's another thing that made me think of you when I saw it. All your stories about sweaty balls and swamp ass at work in the summer, there is a solution. The worm cream next to it is pretty disturbing though.
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RE: The Completely Pointless Thread II - Rhubarb - 07-08-2013
Is that really meant to be for Ringworm?
Which hasn't got a thing to do with worms
Like the Monkey Butt... may be get some as a present for our cycle mad friends here to bring home!